Well who would've thought that having an English composition class session dedicated to valentines day would happen to me? Ah well, we're suppose to prepare something, so I thought I'd try my hand in some haiku.
Poetry's not my strength,
words and rhymes are such a chore.
Please cheer my attempt.
'Tis Valentine's day,
chocolates, kisses, and couples.
All lovely things, you'd say.
Not for me at all,
I would prefer a buffet,
where the fee is small.
I may go solo,
But buffet's still a good choice,
even for a duo.
Hear me out on this,
picture yourselves at the date,
happy, full of bliss.
But also famished,
that's when your love leans in close.
You'd think for a kiss
A peck on your lips?
Alas, you' have been deceived!
They wanted your chips.
But rejoice my friends,
For this is an all-you-can-eat!
Munch-on till the end.
So, my toast to thee,
To the couples, do have fun.
To the rest, I'm free.
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